100 plus Best Love, Funny, Cool Instagram Captions And Selfie Quotes

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 Best Love, Funny, Cool Instagram Captions And Selfie Quotes

Best Love, Funny, Cool Instagram Captions And Selfie Quotes

  • I don’t always take selfies.
  • Sending my selfie to NASA, because I’m a star.
  • I was born to stand out.
  • Selfie Sunday.
  • The best part of life is the opportunity to learn something new every day. Just when you think you know it all, you realize you didn’t know a thing.
  • Maybe she’s born with it.
  • You’re the king, baby I’m your queen.
  • These are the days we live for.
  • Stop being a zombie. Find something that you’re excited about in your life; otherwise you’re just walking dead.
  • Don’t allow your habitual behavior to dictate who you truly are.
  • Life is better when you’re laughing.
  • Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.
  • That annoying moment when you take a selfie, and your hair looks perfect but your face looks horrific.
  • Some things are better in dreams.
  • Why so serious?
  • The best mistake to never repeat is to never cry for the same problem twice.
  • Cinderella never asked for a prince.
  • People won’t always love you. They may love what you bring to the table and love what you may do for them, but that doesn’t mean they love you. Learn the difference, my friends.
  • There’s a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.
  • Even the most beautiful women will have at least some insecurity, whether they admit it or not.
  • Text me back or I’ll find you.
  • Insecurities can make even the smartest and most beautiful woman foolishly question herself despite how amazing she truly is.
  • If you have eyes, look at me now!
  • Show anyone and I’ll kill you.
  • I’d rather laugh with the sinners.
  • I’m everything you want but can’t have.
  • It’s sexy time.
  • Learn to appreciate the people who want to be in your life and stop stressing over people who don’t want to be in your life.
  • You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
  • Morning boys.
  • Don’t let your eyes be blinded by her beauty.
  • You’re never going to have me.
  • When a man is truly passionate about his woman, he will do whatever it takes to ensure her happiness with him.
  • Always learn to stand on your own two feet or watch how you will crawl forever.
  • Before spending time trying to find someone, you must first find yourself.
  • The question isn’t can you, it’s will you?
  • What day is it again?
  • Don’t allow anyone to take the wheel and steer you in their direction because you will never truly be happy. Take control of your own life.
  • Regardless of whatever crap life may throw at you, never stop having a moment filled with fun!
  • Best. Selfie. Ever.
  • Catch a glimpse.
  • Let it be.
  • I’m the girl you’ve always wanted.
  • Dear guys, please get off of Facebook, take yourself outside, be a gentleman, and learn how to approach a woman in the real world, preferably one who is single and available.
  • Like it or not, you will eventually become a reflection of the company you keep.
  • Don’t hate.
  • But first, let me take a selfie.
  • Keep telling yourself good isn’t good enough. You deserve much more. You deserve GREATNESS.
  • You don’t know me.
  • Take me out.
  • There is no such thing as a perfect person, but someone’s heart can have the perfect intention.
  • You do you.
  • When people leave, they take pieces of you with them that you may never get back.
  • Wish you were here.
  • How bad do you want it.
  • I don’t need your approval to be me.
  • I woke up like this.
  • Take yourself seriously and others will have no choice but to follow your example and treat you in the same manner you treat yourself.
  • I can show you the world.
  • What do you think of the view?
  • Hey girl!
  • The same way some of you fellas are drooling over the next girl, don’t forget there’s a line of dudes drooling over your girl.
  • What have I become.
  • Happiness is just a chemical.
  • I’ll do me.
  • My time is now.
  • There’s nothing wrong with being an amateur. Each and every one of us has had to start from somewhere.
  • Hating me doesn’t make you pretty.
  • It’s not a phase mom, it’s who I am.
  • Just because you’re awake doesn’t mean you should stop dreaming.
  • Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not strong enough.
  • I gave her my heart but she wanted my soul.
  • Be yourself, there’s no one better.
  • It’s so beautiful when a boy smiles.
  • Last night was a blur.

Instagram Captions:

  • I myself never feel that I’m sexy. If people call me cute, I am happier.
  • It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness.
  • The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters.
  • Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
  • I love those who can smile in trouble, who can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. ‘Tis the business of little minds to shrink, but they whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves their conduct, will pursue their principles unto death.
  • It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things.
  • Love can be unselfish, in the sense of being benevolent and generous, without being selfless.
  • When I feel a little down, I put on my favorite high heels and dance
  • Women drivers rev my engine
  • I like coodies!

Funny Captions:

  • Friday, my second favorite F word
  • Life isn’t perfect..But my Hair is! #selfieaddictI didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me
  • When i was Rome.. I did what the Romans did.
  • I got back with my Ex…Box 360

Love Captions:

  • With You, I forget all my problems. With You, Time Stands Still.
  • We come to love by not finding the perfect person but by learning to see imperfect person perfectly.
  • When I fell for you, I fell Hard
  • If I ever write story about my life, don’t be surprised if your name appears billion time.
  • I want you to be happy, but I want you to be happy with Me.
  • It will be Always YOU.
  • If you are Mine, You are Mine. I don’t like Sharing.
  • Nothing Can replace you!
  • I love you. That’s all I know.
  • I’m not perfect but I am Loyal.

Me and Myself Captions:

  • I don’t need your approval to be me.
  • I am who I am, I am what I am, I do what I do and I ain’t never gonna do it any different. I don’t care who likes it and who don’t.
  • Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.
  • If I were you, I would adore me.
  • Me? Weird? Bitch Please! I am Limited Edition.
  • I am not perfect. I make mistakes. But when I say Sorry… I mean it!
  • I am not trying to give an image of a fairy-tale, perfect, everything else, I am just being myself.
  • I was both loved and hated for being upfront. But I was just being myself.
  • I like being myself. Maybe just slimmer, with a few less wrinkles.
  • I take a lot of pride in being myself. I’m comfortable with who I am.
  • Everyone said I could be Anything.. So I became Sexy!

Flirty Captions:

  • Do you sit in a pile of sugar? cause you got a pretty sweet ass!
  • They say tongue is the strongest muscle of the body. Wanna fight?
  • Did you swallow magnets? cause you are attractive!
  • Kiss me if I’m wrong but Dinosaurs still exist? Right?
  • Nice t-shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
  • Do you have a name or can I call you Mine?
  • Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometimes!
  • Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
  • Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • Do you live in a corn field, coz I’m stalking you.

Best Instagram Captions

  • I am who I am, I am what I am, I do what I do and I ain’t never gonna do it any different. I don’t care who likes it and who don’t.
  • The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters.
  • Take every chance you get in life, because some things only happen once.
  • I myself never feel that I’m sexy. If people call me cute, I am happier.
  • Women drivers rev my engine
  • I like foodies
  • Hey, I just met you, this is crazy
  • At least this balloon is attracted to me!
  • I must destroy you with hugs and kisses
  • Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.
  • I woke up like this
  • If we could only turn back time…
  • Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.
  • Beauty is power, a smile is it’s sword
  • My autobiography is this
  • Last day of class
  • Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive
  • Chilling like a gangster.

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